YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
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he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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