Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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