Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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