The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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