Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
