You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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