I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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