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I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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