just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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