Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Terrible idea I love it
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
