was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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