i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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