Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He uses pillows to masturbate.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The adults are the big ones right?
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