South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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