Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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