I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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