Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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