You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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