I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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