covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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