SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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