you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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