if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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