I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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