Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Barsexuality is the new black.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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