And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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