There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
If I die, sorry about rent.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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