It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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