all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
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Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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