The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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