Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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