we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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