apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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