we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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