i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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