Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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