she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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