last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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