i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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