We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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