he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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