So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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