You're completely useless in the revolution.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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