just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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