That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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