I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I just googled if crying burns calories
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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