I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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