Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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My penis needs a shock collar
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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