what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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