Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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