He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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