so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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