Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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