just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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