I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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