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Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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