Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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